• parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
• me: well they turned into a cunt

Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas. 

(Source: hoflords, via heysammysammyhey)

u-kill-me-in-a-good-way:

violettesilence:

jesuislegrandefromage:

montypythonandtheholyblog:

hotdamnope:

kangiku:

the 12 year olds on this website get really mad if you point out the fact that they’re 12

r u serious 

NOT EVERY 12 OLD GETS REALLY ANGRY

jesues sometimes people are just so dumb ughh

this is almost as fun as playing spot the vegan.

Spot the vegan? Yeah…the vegan is the one who isn’t killing or harming animals just because “They taste good.”

Found the vegan.

(Source: enmu, via thatgirltheyknow)

nobleslullaby:

newlightoftomorr0w:

nobleslullaby:

newlightoftomorr0w:

I want to go out but I look like shit

yay.

i

im dying

nobleslullaby:

newlightoftomorr0w:

I want to go out but I look like shit

yay.

I want to go out but I look like shit